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fodder · **Posted:** 31 May 2018, 07:05

All this ranting and raving by Howard and no one has responds to it. How sad

Have a drink :saufen:

to take away your pain.
:lï¿½l:

KingHowardII · **Joined:** 23 Feb 2012, 17:45 **Posts:** 1235

yeah, I usually just chat with myself here :roll:

KingHowardII · **Joined:** 23 Feb 2012, 17:45 **Posts:** 1235

since the managers like to post warnings in insignificant places, I will do the same... all managers have been deemed enemies of the howard, I will attack at my convenience

fodder · **Posted:** 02 Jun 2018, 07:28

Hmm, sounds like the dogs of war have been unleashed.

What have you done this time? Admit it, Howard has always faded in between the light and the darkness. To what dark place did you go this time?
:devil:

KingHowardII · **Joined:** 23 Feb 2012, 17:45 **Posts:** 1235

new decree... the howard no longer publicly speaks with the peasants, he only chillz with his homeyz the slayers :sauf:

this thread can be locked and retired :adminpower:

AZeth · **Joined:** 05 Jan 2007, 13:38 **Posts:** 1117

You drunken ****, you better not screw with our games spanking

fodder · **Posted:** 05 Jun 2018, 14:34

Good to see you have returned AZeth. :applaus:

Howie is currently safe in his dog house. I would like to see him come out and lend a hand with updating some of the moderators guidelines, cause I could use his help. However, if he needs time to himself and his slayers, so be it.

KingHowardII · **Joined:** 23 Feb 2012, 17:45 **Posts:** 1235

Howard For President 2020 :kg:

Party: Autocrat

Political Service: 2008 - 2018 Undisputed Tyrant of Aevum Obscurum/Age Of Conquest

Military Service: the exact number of peasants i've killed is hard to estimate... let's just say it was a ****load of 'em!

WELCOME TO THE NEW HOWARD ORDER :bananaxxx:

A 12 PACK IN EVERY HOME!!! :prost:

A job for every peasant! The peasants will work the fields until they expire. For their service, each peasant will be rewarded a 12 pack at the end of each completed 72 hour work week, because Howard is all benevolent and **** :partyyy:

Equal pay! All peasants will be paid the same (not much), Howard is going to need the fruits of your labor for defense spending. The infidels will want to see an end to Howard's totally beneficial reign, so I'm going to need a big ******* army to defend my interests. :barb:

Join Howard's Royal Army! Don't want to work the fields? Join the HRA and fight for your loving tyrant. There is no greater honor than giving your life for the Howard in battle, spreading his joyful tyranny across the globe! :sauf:

Healthcare resolved! There will be no need for healthcare, once a peasant is incapable of working the fields said peasant will be involuntarily expired. elefant

Religious harmony! All peasants will be required to worship the living god Howard, no other religions will be tolerated, so religious difference becomes extinct (you're welcome!) :pal:

Be sure to vote for Howard 2020... I'm not just a tyrant, but a man of the people... praise the howard! :gott:

Disclaimer: A 12 pack in every home requires complete devotion to the The One True Howard for all of eternity. Failing to serve my every need will be punishable by death. Have a great day!

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