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fodder · **Posted:** 22 Nov 2011, 00:55

OMG, it's worse than I thought. He went off and got religion. Help us all. LOL

MikeSA · **Posted:** 22 Nov 2011, 01:04

Oh Yippee... the return of the self-proclaimed King of the absurd is back, after leaving me in the lurch in some team games :fluch:

A 7 minute ban is too good for you!

To make it up to me, I will allow you the honour of saving my **** (even at the expense of your own King) until I deem your punishment paid.

Howard, you will once again become my b!tch...

assume the position :bananaxxx:

ImLagging · **Posted:** 22 Nov 2011, 13:41

Oh crap. He's back.

King_Howard · **Posted:** 23 Nov 2011, 00:36

tsk, tsk... sounds like somebody is ignorant of the Howardian Principles, and ignorance does not grant exception! spanking

5. The Howard cometh and goeth as he pleaseth. Neither man nor woman shall ever dictate his path.

ImLagging · **Posted:** 23 Nov 2011, 13:41

I can dictate your path.

Quote:

/ban King_Howard

I also know a certain mod that can dictate your path if I bribe him sufficiently.

TravisII · **Joined:** 26 Dec 2007, 23:22 **Posts:** 3386

King_Howard · **Posted:** 24 Nov 2011, 02:47

and...

herrmueller · **Posted:** 24 Nov 2011, 09:24

Welcome back from your self proclaimed period of reflection. :klugscheisser:

Reflection is good for the soul. :gott:

MikeSA · **Posted:** 24 Nov 2011, 14:02

Forget his soul... it was good for us!

King_Howard · **Posted:** 24 Nov 2011, 14:15

so it was as good for u as it was for me?!? i hereby proclaim myself the Alpha Male of Conquest... praise the Howard! :partyyy:

King_Howard · **Posted:** 19 Dec 2011, 16:06

ok... so i'm looking at the votes, (Thank u sirs! to the 9-26 posters @ this point!)... and i obviously voted that i should be worshipped on tuesdays... give or take on the 9pm... the sacrificial chicken is also optional... but popeye's is the preferred fowl if ur going to that level... my err... 2 followers?! praise the howard :gott:

and props to the 2 posters (@ this point, this fine wonderful day of the howard, whatever day it may be) who had the iron to admit their fear, even if in an anonymous way. i salute u sirs! u know the deal... don't feed the howard... hope he accepts ur alliance request and moves on. those noobs around u can't help u... they'll get sniped and then ur taking on the triple sized howard all by ur lonesome... elefant

lastly... u posters must know me pretty well... there shouldn't be any votes thanking me for saving someone's azz... i'm not in the azz-saving bizness, at all... so don't ask :fluch:

King_Howard · **Posted:** 11 Feb 2012, 04:39

to all howard fans... and my 2 devoted worshippers especially!... my deepest apologies, but ur mostest supremest tyrant has lost his inspiration and will be reducing his role in the game effective immediately. i'll attempt to finish the games i have active, but u probably shouldn't count on any dedication from me in most of those games. chin up!!! i know u'll miss me, but i'm sure u can find another player to idolize :gott:

good luck to all players! may ur endeavors be victorious! which is a lot more likely without the howard beating the craps out of u... :roll:

TravisII · **Joined:** 26 Dec 2007, 23:22 **Posts:** 3386

Hmm so are you just slowing up on games, or AoC entirely? If I may ask, why? Feel free to PM me or open a topic in admin section.

fodder · **Posted:** 11 Feb 2012, 14:44

Okey-Dokey.
I'll PM you shortly.

ImLagging · **Posted:** 11 Feb 2012, 16:18

And the on again, off again cycle continues. :roll:

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